At 17,000 feet, my legs feel like they have been replaced by useless drunk Gummi bears.

At 17,000 feet, my legs feel like they have been replaced by useless drunk Gummi bears.

You're cooking my meal; I'm defrosting my face.

You're cooking my meal; I'm defrosting my face.

Your Hansel and Gretel dookie has guided me for 14 days. I've finally found you and the end of this epic trek :) — at  Manaslu Circuit Trek .

Your Hansel and Gretel dookie has guided me for 14 days. I've finally found you and the end of this epic trek :) — at Manaslu Circuit Trek.

Double or nothing? No? Okay, well, see, you got me; I don't have the money. — in  Khatmandu, Nepal .

Double or nothing? No? Okay, well, see, you got me; I don't have the money. — in Khatmandu, Nepal.

   I yell YOLO Yeehaw and my camel promptly sits down in protest. Fair enough. — in  Jaisalmer .

 

I yell YOLO Yeehaw and my camel promptly sits down in protest. Fair enough. — in Jaisalmer.

Hardcore henna tattoo that just ended up looking like I found a brown Crayola marker. Square for life! — in  Jaisalmer .

Hardcore henna tattoo that just ended up looking like I found a brown Crayola marker. Square for life! — in Jaisalmer.

That night in the desert, where I went ape-shit bc of the disco-ball battle of stars while yelling at my camera, come at me bro!! — in  Jaisalmer .

That night in the desert, where I went ape-shit bc of the disco-ball battle of stars while yelling at my camera, come at me bro!! — in Jaisalmer.

"And now Craig, slowly reach out to your inner child." Ah, yeah... Trust me; I won't need to reach very far. Maybe I should try and find my inner adult. — at  Varkala Beach .

"And now Craig, slowly reach out to your inner child." Ah, yeah... Trust me; I won't need to reach very far. Maybe I should try and find my inner adult. — at Varkala Beach.

Not cool. I think someone slipped me a photoshop and now everything looks weird. — in  Munnar .

Not cool. I think someone slipped me a photoshop and now everything looks weird. — in Munnar.

Book: Field Guide to the Native Tourists of South India — in Munnar.

Book: Field Guide to the Native Tourists of South India — in Munnar.

   So long 3-month smoothie bender. My wallet won't miss being catcalled every day but thanks India for making me feel like a selfie celebrity :)— in Hampi, Karnataka.

 

So long 3-month smoothie bender. My wallet won't miss being catcalled every day but thanks India for making me feel like a selfie celebrity :)— in Hampi, Karnataka.