I'll miss you Trader Joe's. See you in 3 - 120 months.

I'll miss you Trader Joe's. See you in 3 - 120 months.

    Guru's exact quote makes it official... "Your mind is open but it's full of butterflies. You are also a little insane, Mr. Craig Dummy..." — at  Paharganj .

 

Guru's exact quote makes it official... "Your mind is open but it's full of butterflies. You are also a little insane, Mr. Craig Dummy..." — at Paharganj.

    Showboat your portion all you want; the rest of that tapioca vat is all mine. Nomi nomi namaste.

 

Showboat your portion all you want; the rest of that tapioca vat is all mine. Nomi nomi namaste.

 Requisite Lonely Planet pic. With his headphones, he shared traditional music. I shared Death from Above 1979. Guerrilla marketing. Booyah.

Requisite Lonely Planet pic. With his headphones, he shared traditional music. I shared Death from Above 1979. Guerrilla marketing. Booyah.

    Bike baller could signal with that mustache!!!

 

Bike baller could signal with that mustache!!!

 Digestive issues? Yes, your seat is in the next car, sir.

Digestive issues? Yes, your seat is in the next car, sir.

 Current rate is 2 bags of Masala Cheetos to upgrade to a window seat.

Current rate is 2 bags of Masala Cheetos to upgrade to a window seat.

 And people say I'm not spiritual. This is my personal yoga inspirational poster :) Release your inner energy. Wink. Wink.

And people say I'm not spiritual. This is my personal yoga inspirational poster :) Release your inner energy. Wink. Wink.

 Why, yes, I'd love a quick game of hoof Jenga!!

Why, yes, I'd love a quick game of hoof Jenga!!

 Run quick and join the other 15 students hanging off my beard. — at  Sunhet..

Run quick and join the other 15 students hanging off my beard. — at Sunhet..

 Come for the 13-hour bus ride; stay for the convenient and cozy restaurant in the back.

Come for the 13-hour bus ride; stay for the convenient and cozy restaurant in the back.

 Taj!!! At this point, shoes on or off, my soggy sour feet are offensive at any temple. Shhhh!

Taj!!! At this point, shoes on or off, my soggy sour feet are offensive at any temple. Shhhh!

 Hired museum guide but upgraded him to photo bodyguard. Even at 5:30am, coveted spots get cut throat. Da Taj!!!!!

Hired museum guide but upgraded him to photo bodyguard. Even at 5:30am, coveted spots get cut throat. Da Taj!!!!!

 I only stepped a little bit in the reflecting pool for this shot. Taj photo salvo done :)

I only stepped a little bit in the reflecting pool for this shot. Taj photo salvo done :)